While some on principles baptized
To strict party platform ties
Social clubs in drag disguise
Outsiders they can freely criticize
Tell nothing except who to idolize
And then say God bless him.

While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from society's pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That he's in.

But I mean no harm nor put fault
On anyone that lives in a vault
But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him.

-         Bob Dylan

Bioterrorists on the loose in New York City

Police say GOB Bluth is wanted for questioning.  (13 5/8 points to anyone who can correctly guess that reference)

Available for Birthday Parties and Bar Mitzvahs!! 

I usually try not to comment on these things, but I just couldn’t resist this time.  First, I wonder what (Syracuse native) Tom Kenny thinks of this; and secondly, Spongebob “Lives in a pineapple under the sea”.  Waterboarding might not be the best way to extract confessions from a marine creature.

Ladies and Gentleman,The Biggest Douche in the Universe Award goes to…Professor Ken Bucks ev’ra-buddeh.

Amorphophallus Titanum – translation: “Giant strangely shaped Penis” – run don’t walk to see AMORPHOPHALLUS TITANUM  

at least it wasn’t a milkshake, that’s a pain in the ass to wash off.